Really?!

Dear whoever put together this website,

I'm baffled and bewildered. and a little outraged. will people believe this?

http://co2isgreen.org/default.aspx/MenuItemID/139/MenuGroup/AboutUs.htm

The Northface Draco 23

me and my tent set up in my kitchen

Dear New Tent,

I already love you. First of all, you were discounted from $300 to $84!!!! It's a good thing I stopped at the outlet mall after a full day of hiking. You are easy to set up (well except the rainfly was a little tough to figure out). You will comfortably fit two people, so I can enjoy you with a friend! Now I need to plan a camping trip!

Excited to use you,

Kel

So i creep...yeah...

Dear Creepy Dude,

You are creeping me out.

Ew.

Seriously. Stop.

Thank you.

A few of my favorite things

Dear This Week,

For some reason I was very nostalgic during you. I rediscovered some of my favorite things:

volleyball
the Newsies soundtrack (and therefore movie)
Disney musicals in general
Damien Rice
Ray LaMontagne
my spirit for change and passion for something more

I feel really happy.

Blissfully yours,

Kelly

Fiddy Cent

Dear guy parked on 42nd street with your tricked out car with all the doors/trunk/hood open and lit up for all the world to see, with "go Shorty, it's your Birthday, we gonna party like it's your birthday...",

WHY?

Confused in Midtown,

A lot of people taking pictures

yes, there are video screens on all door panels and in the trunk

the sky looked cool, so i took a pic of that, too

These boots are made for walking

Dear New Hiking Boots,

I am glad you are a little dirty and worn in now. You kept my feet comfortable over the hills and far away. I can't wait to go back out again next week. Oh - and tick crisis averted...job well done!

Blister free,

my feet

Adventures in Babysitting

Dear Slow Motion,

You are what I went into while playing "Savanah Smiles" cops and bad guys while babysitting. I should have known that when I told a 6-year-old to break the fake window of the fake car to get the fake bad guys. How could I have known he would pick up a full yogurt container and launch it across the room covering everything in pink?

Trying really hard not to laugh,

Don't F*ck with the babysitter, right Michael?

Astoria Gloria and the Park, Too!

Dear Cassi,

Happy m-f-ing birthday. I thoroughly enjoyed playing ladderball in the park. It's nice to know that even after a year apart as a team, we still dominate the Catch Phrase. And as a bonus, it looks like I might be pretty good at ladderball, too. Guess that's another one I'll add to games I play regularly and do well in.

Good friends, good games, good times - love you,

Kel and that woman laying out in her swimsuit that Chris was so excited about

I told her her face would freeze like this if she did it much longer
our little park/birthday picnic
ladderball with the park as a background
pretty trees when I lay down

All I want is a dance party

Dear Friends and Fat Cat,

That was the best birthday dance party celebration of my life. 28 is going to be a good year. Thanks for coming out and breaking it down. I have pretty great friends.

Dancin, dancin, dancin...dancing machines,

Kelly

this is T$ and I walking over the Brooklyn Bridge in the rain before the festivities
and us at dinner (not the greatest picture ever taken
some of my best ladies...Cass, Trac, MB, Gina, Lauren, Son
I wanna dance with somebody!
gay boys putting on quite a dancing show
Les and Biancs busting a move
Alex pauses from braking it down to throw me the peace sign
i love these geeks!
my best w+k ladies
OK LADIES!
Son Cass Me - Besties
Tracy and Lauren and what look like high school moves
Tracy is obviously peeved by the peeps making out that keep knocking her over
N'SYNC lovahs (and the make-out couple mentioned previously

Virgotastic

the label of the hot sauce at our table

Dear Mindy and Whit,

Happy birthday my Virgo lovers! Your celebration was a blast. And it only took 30 minutes to figure out the check!

XO,
Kel

all the ladies at Mexican Radio
Alissa was loving this hot sauce
love this shot - tu boca es bonita
Alex, Lis, and Alissa
Mindy, Me, and Whit

T$ appears in Veintiocho, Pizza and Welcome to the Johnsons

Dear Tracy,

You are in New York City on my birthday. That makes me really happy. So does delicious pizza and seated couch dancing at Welcome to the Johnsons!

Bienvenidos,

the birthday girl

Kristina gives a strange looking thumbs up for the pizza we're about to eat
Lauren pours a beer
Me and Kristina's profile
Jason pours some nice head
then he begins to drink the beer
after dinner we head to Welcome to the Johnson's which reminds us of Travis Parker's basement
Jason is confused because he used to live near Travis Barker
we slowly begin a couch dance party
as it goes on I have to crop the pictures because apparently I don't know how to dance like a lady in a skirt
I call this London Bridge
it only gets funnier as it continutes
when it is over we are tired
we decide to take a nap like a cat
we look forward to a weekend full of fun and reminiscing