Dear Horse-Riding Police Officer,
I wish I had time to snap your picture this morning. But I was on my bike, and that would be hazardous riding behavior. But you are ridiculous. Instead of getting off the horse to write the Fed Ex man a parking ticket, you leaned over a crazy amount and almost fell off the horse into the windshield. Would it be worth being so lazy if you had to buy the guy new glass?
Yours in laziness,
me and my bike
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