Don't Trust Whitey

Dear Confused Patrons at the Astoria Beer Garden,

It's too bad you're all dressed in your best, looking to impress on a Saturday night. I bet you didn't realize that you would be graced with the presence of a party of secret agents, spies, alter egos, and laser cats.

Some of your best questions/comments/quotes were as follows:

Girl to guy - "I want to be at that party, those people know how to do it."
Guy to girl - "Yeah, that party is bad-ass."

Guy whose girlfriend talked him into drawing a mustache on his face after he saw how good Magnum P.I.'s looked - "Are you guys in a play or something? I don't get it."

Guy who was asking too many questions about our weapons and how we got them past security - "Why do you keep asking me if I'm a cop?"
Hunter - "If you're a cop you have to identify yourself to us."
Guy asking questions - "I don't understand. This is crazy."

We kept a pretty low profile, but after so much silence, there's bound to be some violence after a night of drinking on the job.

Incognito,
Carmen SanDiego, Ace Ventura, Laser Cats, Cat Burglar and More


at the bodega picking up necessities and a hostage
ninja and jackie o
checking out the secret decodere
you think it's make-up - i think she's spying on you
more decoder work - god loves a working man
laser cat decodes some serious intel
cat burglar and Carmen SanDiego in the flesh
cat burglar - burglaring jewels
laser cats - also good as beer koozie
cherry water then tequila shots?
Ace Ventura - Pet Detective
Magnum PI gets a mustache
random man across the table then begrudgingly gets a mustache
you can't even tell it's fake
the cats tell us some frightening information from the future
a dance party breaks out as usual
possibly the best prop of the night
let the violence begin
off with your head!
smirky shooting
raise the roof
carmen challenges the young trash cleaner to a dual
Jackie O continues to behead everyone
this is when i realize ninja sonya is my target
this guy apparently was not a cop - but asked too many questions