5 Hour energy = the simple life

I saw this man this morning on my way to work. He was wearing only a suit (only meaning he did not need a winter coat like the rest of us) and black leather gloves. He had no briefcase, no paper, no baggage. All he carried was a small plastic sandwich bag in his left hand with one apple, one Gu gel, and one 5-hour energy. Such a simple man. Such an energetic man.