Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Don't put it out with your boots ted!

Dear 4th Street and 6th Avenue in Park Slope,

Tonight when I was walking Penny for Bianca, we stopped on your corner. I caught the fresh scent of fall. It smelled like leaves and crisp air and pumpkins. I was standing there eyes closed, breathing it all in, when I realized I was still holding a bag of dog shit. And I wondered, would you call the shit poop if I lit it on fire on your doorstep?

It would be the greatest night of my life,

the dog walker

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