Following an awkward exchange with the janitor in Madison, I set out as badass van driver. I started the day by chalking “It’s a great day to be alive” lyrics, not realizing at first it was right next to a cemetery. Is that rude?
First lunch was at a cow farm, which Tony (who was in the van) and I thought was funny, and giggled as we unloaded the trailer. It was a lot less funny when literally 294832492304981 flies joined us for lunch. People seemed to get over it though. Three of the flies have been with us since. I handed out the squirt guns from Mama Kraft, and Jamey kept squirting me and repeating, “great gift, Kelly”. He was totally that kid growing up, I know it.
Second lunch is the most fun lunch I’ve had on a driving day. It was overlooking some great scenery. Started with some water balloons also compliments of Rita. KG and Diane showed up in costume, which was hysterical, and I would imagine very sweaty for them. Lunch ended for each rider with a running escort and ass slap from yours truly. I like to change it up a bit.
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