I just don't know what to do with myself

So I had this really super-awkward exchange in the locker room at the gym today. There was a woman with a really cool tattoo around her upper thigh. The moment I started to ask about it, her towel dropped. So as she's telling me about it, I just felt like I was starting at her vagina right in my face. And it was red (my face I mean). It was a different moment at the gym.