Tuesday, June 30, 2009
That don't impress me much
Dear mid-life crisis in the red sports car,
Didn't anyone ever tell you that it's not exactly "cool" for a man over 50 to be blasting Shania Twain as you drive through SoHo?
Just sayin'.
Kelly
Rainbow connection
Dear Gay Pride,
You are so gay - really. I love you. You have a place for everyone - a home for us all. I got a little teary-eyed during the parade...such a wonderful celebration. And please, who does not love an all-day dance party on the street on a hot sunny day.
The sun finally came out - that means god loves gays.
Happy Pride Y'all,
Kel
Roll me away
Dear Bogota (the restaurant, not the city, though I'm sure the city rocks too),
Your food is ridiculous, your drinks divine. One of my friends had to take a #2 intermission in your bathroom. Great place to celebrate one year with one great group.
Yours in amazing chocolate chocolate cake.
Park - Library - Farmer's Market - Repeat
Dear Summer,
I am so thankful that you decided to show your face. I jumped out of bed when I saw the sun, and refused to go inside all day (except for when I got my new library card so I could read new books outside for free). The Farmer's Market is in full-bloom, and I got a good tan. Now if only my run had been productive. Guess you can't ask for everything.
Summer lovin',
Kthe park
me in the park after my run
such a pretty library
the farmer's market
they were sitting on the fountains...so cute!
flawless day on the roof!
I am so thankful that you decided to show your face. I jumped out of bed when I saw the sun, and refused to go inside all day (except for when I got my new library card so I could read new books outside for free). The Farmer's Market is in full-bloom, and I got a good tan. Now if only my run had been productive. Guess you can't ask for everything.
Summer lovin',
K
Saturday, June 27, 2009
525,600 minutes - how do you measure, measure a year?
Dear Today,
You have been wonderful. Thank you for the sun and for my beautiful friends to celebrate with.
XO
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Mr. Green Jeans Goes To Work
Dear Brother,
You're so old! Graduated college, conquered Europe, and now onto a job in the real world. Though somehow I think your real world job is more fun than any of mine have been:) Oh well, at least we still have he ability to annoy the crap out of you, as illustrated by this picture.
Really proud of you broseph,
Kel
The King Of Pop
Dear Subway Station Keyboard Pop Star,
The lyrics of your song went like this:
"Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, died and went to hell. Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, died and went to hell."
And at first I thought, how strange, I thought everyone loved MJ. Then the song went on...
"Michael Jackson, you child molester, DIED. AND. WENT. TO. HELL." (pounding on keyboard)
I mean, way to taint my fond memories and remind me of the scandal. You're ruining it for everyone!
Don't you know he was the king of pop? He opened the doors so you might be a subway station superstar one day. He gave you opportunity, and what do you do? Poop on his memory. Ugh!
RIP MJ
Monday, June 22, 2009
15/4 and back at it
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Hold the ammonia - eat organic and local
Dear Double Feature Night,
What a balance of funny and disturbing. We started the night off laughing hysterically at Away We Go and ended by covering our eyes and saying things like "I can't believe how ABSURD this is" during Food, Inc. Thanks to you I think that meat and I are on a bit of a break for now. And tell these companies to stop exploiting their workers!
eww,
Kelly
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Cop Without a Badge
Dear Danielle from The Real House Wives of New Jersey,
You are a crazy biotch, a drama monger, a lover of attention. I wish Caroline and her family would have kicked your grass. Do you think it was the bubbies that flipped the table over? I love awesomely bad television. (And Dina - you're a bad liar - just tell her you hate her - end of story)
Anxiously awaiting the 2-night reunion special,
Dibby Dow
Kraftke
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Bdubs and the ghetto and dorms, oh my!
Dear Reunion Weekend 2009,
I think it's fair to say this was the best weekend some of us have had in 5 years! It was so great to catch up with everyone, and play the COLLLLLLLEGE game. It is also fair to say that many of us will be returning home with permanent party voice, damaged livers, and massive pounding headaches. I'd say it was also totally worth it. Love me some Flyers!
XO
KK
Al giving the juke box the old college try - no she is not passed out...yet
Dunbar, me and the Mrs. moments before Alison got backed into a corner for a hot minute
again, words cannot explain...
me and D - BDBH4L
Schrags and Rammer spooning on the sidewalk - really
a nice group shot for Baute's desk - except for Ang
"I'm not alone, I've got my Busch here with me"
breaking and entering
LOVE
I think it's fair to say this was the best weekend some of us have had in 5 years! It was so great to catch up with everyone, and play the COLLLLLLLEGE game. It is also fair to say that many of us will be returning home with permanent party voice, damaged livers, and massive pounding headaches. I'd say it was also totally worth it. Love me some Flyers!
XO
KK
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