The King Of Pop

Dear Subway Station Keyboard Pop Star,

The lyrics of your song went like this:

"Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, died and went to hell. Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, died and went to hell."

And at first I thought, how strange, I thought everyone loved MJ. Then the song went on...

"Michael Jackson, you child molester, DIED. AND. WENT. TO. HELL." (pounding on keyboard)

I mean, way to taint my fond memories and remind me of the scandal. You're ruining it for everyone!

Don't you know he was the king of pop? He opened the doors so you might be a subway station superstar one day. He gave you opportunity, and what do you do? Poop on his memory. Ugh!

RIP MJ