"Would it bother anyone if I worked on my cannonballs?"

Dear Home Alone 2, 

[I was going to write this letter to Kevin McCallister himself, but thought people would have a problem with me confessing my love to like an 8 year old.] 

I love you almost as much (maybe even more, the jury is still out) as the original Home Alone. Anyway, whoever thought that the Home Alone series should continue after this without Macaulay Culkin has poor decision-making skills and should be slapped in the face with a frozen steak. 

And finally - why I love Kevin: 1. he's what the french call les incompetent 2. he loves ice cream and eats it until he wants to barf and 3. he comes up with good pranks to beat the bad guys.

Keep the change ya filthy animal,

Snakes