Mustaches and craft fairs

Dear Williamsburg,

I don't fully understand you. People always say things like "i'm not cool enough for Williamsburg". There is nothing THAT cool about it. I mean everyone dresses the same in an attempt to be an individual. And a lot of the fashions are craziness. I mean I have pictures of my dad wearing that stuff 30 years ago (mustache and all). I'll never understand it - does that make ME not cool?

Ibbythis little boy liked pizza in a cute endearing way

this girl really really liked pizza, and wanted the free pizza really really badly - so much so that she gave the waitress a serious earfull

KelTina takes a trip to Boner City (ie - the nasty bathroom)
We deduced through context clues that NOT GO meant that the sink was out of order
dog tag (literally)

Mr Softee = summer lovel
The Renegade Craft Fair
my own mustache on a stick
throwing up the W
couSINs