1923 and Tanks

Dear Ramella & Schragal,

I'll do just about anything for $10 (within reason). It's a good thing I don't like mayonnaise very much because I don't think I can ever look at it the same. Nothing like crusty mayo in your ears on a hot and sweaty summer day in Dayton.

Here for your entertainment (with a smooth face),

Kraft

waking up in the dorms and catching up on the events of the previous evening
1923 roommate photo (senior picture style)
showing love to the ice machine at Tanks
"hey Kraft, do you want $10?"
"for what?"
"to sread this whole thing of mayonnaise on yur face"
"10 bucks? sure"
right before Vito dips a fry in my face (notice the looks of disgust at the table behind us)