"Seriously, We're Closed"

Dear BDUBS,

You thought you took away all the beers before you kicked us out. WRONG! As you can see, Kait and Ratke made sure to get out with theirs, and enjoyed them the whole way back to the dorms. This was maybe the best walk home ever, complete with Dinkel offering Domino's $100 for a pizza. Guess he forgot we could call and order our own.

Love you anyway,

Boozehounds

grab as many beers as you can right before the close
hide most of the beers in your pockets/purse so you can drink them in the parking lot behind the bar after they "take your beer" and kick you out
dance down the street singing in Australian accents>
follow random girls into houses and say things like, "we're here for the gang bang"